13 June 2020

Books: One of Us Is Wrong By Samuel Holt (1986/2006)


"Actor Sam Holt has packed in Packard, the TV detective he played for several years to much acclaim and money. But success has had its downside: Holt comes to recognize the stigma all actors can attest to after a long run as one character; he is so closely identified with Packard that he pretty much finds himself incapable of getting any work. Suddenly, though, someone seems to have a new part for Holt: the role of Dead Body. Years of having watched stuntdrivers do their stuff help Holt avoid becoming a greasespot on the San Diego Freeway, but his Volvo will never play the violin..."

The shelves of the mystery genre are filled with average, ordinary people who decide to match wits with murderers. Some are housewives; some are bakers, gardeners, old ladies (or old men) who discover in their latter days they’re still useful as amateur detectives. Then we have run-of-the-mill kids’ everyday matching intellects with diabolical killers, as well. The Sam Holt series does fall into this category, as he’s successful actor who becomes a private detective, but as it’s been pointed out “these books were first published in the late 1980s” which “suggest that Samuel Holt was treading relatively new ground at the time rather than following the path of an exhausted trope.” 

As Donald E. Westlake explains in his forward, the reason he created Sam Holt was out of the idea that after being a successful writer for decades, could he do it today, could he succeed or fail as a brand new, untested author (which was hard then, harder today)? He is not the first author to do this (even though he wrote many books under different names, as well), and he highlighted Stephen King as a sort of inspiration, who wrote a handful of novels as Richard Bachman between 1977 and 1982. So he talked to his agent and together, they thought this would be a good idea. “We found a publisher who agreed to keep the secret in return for a shorter-than-normal advance for a four-book contract, and Samuel Holt was born,” he wrote.

Using John D. MacDonald as reference, Westlake said “when he started Travis McGee,” he “wrote the first three books simultaneously, because it was his first attempt at a series character and he wanted to be sure the voice was consistent.” Westlake did the same thing with his Holt tales, and happy with the outcome, outlined three more titles. However, it was not to be, as when the first book was released in 1986, signs in the local bookstores noted that Samuel Holt was actually Donald E. Westlake (the publisher had told his sales staff this and instructed them to pass this information onto the bookstores). With the pen named spoiled, Westlake reluctantly fulfilled his four-book contract and shelved books five and six (who were still only in outlined versions). They eventually went out-of- print but were finally reissued in 2006 by Felony & Mayhem, a New York based publisher of out-of-print classic mysteries. 

One of Us is Wrong is a cleverly constructed novel that does not go where I thought it would, but all the characters are likable. Holt is like 34-35 here, but Westlake writes him –at times- like he’s much older. The garish reissue covers (can't find images of the original covers) paint him in that classic 1970s look with feathered hair and mustache –looking like he stepped out of porn shoot more than a TV series (think David Soul from Starsky & Hutch fame). There is definitely a different voice here writing, and had not the secret been spoiled, it would've been tough -I think- for anyone to realize Holt was Donald E. Westlake. It does not resemble his Parker or Dortmunder works, as well as his other serious and comic novels.

Also during this mid-1980s period, he was doing screenplays, as he would write the 1987 pilot episode for TV series Father Dowling Mysteries (that I didn’t know), the 1987 film The Stepfather and, eventually, the 1990 screenplay for the Oscar nominated film The Grifters, based on the Jim Thompson novel (he would also offer some help with the James Bond franchise in the 90s, something already discussed with 2017 novel Forever and a Death). So much of the business aspects that fill out the story, all the dealings with agents, writes, and producers, is based on those experiences.

You can also tell that Westlake did not live in SoCal or spend much time here, as well. Mainly, he calls the freeways by their names, like the San Diego Freeway, which is known locally as The 405 (yes, we add the “the”). While in the 1950s the local freeways were named after the places the pass through or ended (they also carried multiple route numbers), by 1964, the state simplified its highway numbering systems, ensuring that, with few exceptions, each freeway would bear only one route number. Around the same time, a flurry of new construction added unfamiliar freeway names to the region's road maps. Drivers found it easier to learn new numbers like the 605 or the 91 rather than new names like the San Gabriel River Freeway or the Redondo Beach Freeway. So, theoretically, Sam Holt would’ve called freeways by those nicknames more than their true names. I’m not sure if Westlake did this because he wanted the books to have a wider audience, or didn’t know, but with a few exceptions, most native and transplanted residence calls all the freeways by their numbers (hell, even Caltrans has stopped including those names on their signage). The only exception is Route 1 here, and it only goes by it's name, Pacific Coast Highway, or just PCH. 

09 June 2020

Books: What's the Worst that Could Happen? By Donald E. Westlake (1996)



“Dortmunder is in the midst of a routine burglary of a Long Island mansion when who shows up toting a gun but the owner, nasty billionaire Max Fairbanks. Worse, Fairbanks takes Dortmunder's supposedly lucky ring. Highly insulted, Dortmunder and his gang execute their own peculiar reign of terror, and although they acquire quite a bit of Fairbanks' swag, they never quite get the ring back. Which leads Dortmunder to wonder precisely what sort of luck the ring carries.”

It’s a thin premise to hang a novel on, but there is some charm and wit within What’s the Worst that Could Happen? to make it worth the read. Like a lot of Westlake’s books, there is a lot of conveniences and coincidences that make the story flow, sometimes iy makes the reader wonder at the conceit of it all. The set up and the heist are not as intricate as previous Dortmunder (or Parker) tales (though, again, could this be Westlake’s take on Ocean’s 11?) but I still liked it. I do question Dortmunder’s male ego though –after all it is a silly, inexpensive ring. As noted in earlier reviews of previous books, this ninth volume was released in 1996, some twenty-six years after The Hot Rock started this franchise and no one’s aged a day. Westlake takes advantages of the technology, like the early use of mobile phones, but while time moves on, Dortmunder and his crew seem stuck in the 1970s. Still, the crew is always likable and even if one tale seems weaker than others, you also know that Donald E. Westlake has many more books to get it right.

 Note:

There was a loosely-based movie version of this book, same title, and released in 2001 that starred Eddie Murphy, Danny DeVito, John Leguizamo, Glenne Heady, Bernie Mac, Larry Miller, Nora Dun, William Fichtner, Anna Gasteyer and Richard Schiff. The film was reviewed poorly, with Roger Ebert of the Chicago Sun-Times giving the film an unfavorable review, stating that there were "too many characters, not enough plot, and a disconnect between the two stars' acting styles". Even Marc Shaiman, who scored the film, told Playbill Magazine that the "worst job" he ever had was "scoring a hideous movie called What's the Worst that Could Happen? I'm not kidding.” It grossed only $38 million on a $60 million budget.

06 June 2020

Books: The Seventh By Richard Stark (1965)



"The robbery was a piece of cake. The getaway was clean. And seven men were safely holed up in different places while Parker held all the cash - until the heat was off and each could collect his seventh to spend on booze or broads or dreams. Except this sweet heist turned sour. Somebody stole Parker's stash. Killed Parker's girl. And made Parker murderously mad. Now Parker's looking for the lowlife who did him dirty. The cops are looking for seven clever thieves. The killer is looking for a way to shoot Parker. And when hunters and hunted meet - some win, some lose, and some die"

At this point in my reading of the Parker novels, I have to reconcile my feelings about the violence and death that occur in this series. I’m not a huge fan of this type of genre where you end up rooting for a sociopath. It puzzles me why this subgenre does so well, because it’s such a ruthless universe (I cringed when Parker killed a 19 year-old hick in the last book). I will grant you the prose by Stark/Westlake is great, imaginative, and vivid, but Parker and his world is not one I want know or live in, and I guess it’s small victory that these novels are short (this ones the shortest so far) and not very complex. Finally, the title seems to be a bit meta or jokey as seven people pull off a heist, and they are supposed to get a split, a seventh of the total take, but it's also probably intentionally named as well, as this is also Stark’s seventh Parker book.

In the end, The Seventh is as ruthless and horrible as one might expect with men who kill like you and I breath. Maybe I need to take a break from this nihilistic world and get back to goofy universe of John Dortmunder?

Note:

There was a film adaptation of The Seventh, released in 1968 as The Split which starred Jim Brown (as Parker, but named McClain here), Diahann Carroll, Julie Harris, Ernest Borgnine, Jack Klugman, Warren Oates, Donald Sutherland, and Gene Hackman. The music was scored by Quincy Jones and was notable for being the first film with an R rating. While Jim Brown’s casting in the lead role was revolutionary at the time (lets also note the 1967 French-made version of The Score turned Parker into a woman), the film performed poorly both at the box office and in reviews. Interestingly, this would’ve been a follow up to Point Blank, which was based on Richard Stark’s first Parker book, The Hunter. Lee Marvin, who starred in that film as Parker (named Walker in it) was not available to do this film. Producers Irwin Winkler and Robert Chartoff first wanted Steve McQueen for The Split, but when he went off to do Bullit instead, they chose Brown, who they had worked with before and who was (conveniently?) on contract at MGM.

In the book, the impressive set-up and execution to steal the cash is only about 25% of the book, the other 75% focuses on the who killed Ellen and who stole the money; in the film (which I saw a few months ago on TMC) 75% of the film focuses on the heist –which makes it sort run-of-the-mill thriller. The film plot varies in other aspects as well, but it’s got a fairly good score by Jones; Jim Brown and (especially) Diahann Carroll, who does much with what they gave her, are pretty great –but it’s not worth going out of your way to see it.