26 February 2006

"Your sister's not a cold-blooded murderer. She's never been a planner."

Actress Caroline Dhavernas -star of the brilliant, but short lived FOX series Wonderfalls - has said a potential movie might be in the works. The show has done fairly well on DVD and has now nearly achieved an almost cult status, gaining it a better chance that someone might help fund a movie version of this witty show created by Bryan Fuller (Star Trek) and Todd Holland (Malcolm in the Middle).

But Dhavernas says that is as far as it's gone so far. While she would return to play Jaye Tyler - a Brown University graduate who works in a Niagara Falls gift shop and discovers inanimate objects talking to her - she said it could be a few years before it happens.

Favorite quotes:

"So, how long have you been using the Republican Party as a lesbian dating service? "

Wonderfalls Security Guard: [after catching the little boy shoplifting] "You have choices, life choices. This was a bad life choice. That's why you're in an unpleasant situation. Unpleasant situations can be avoided by making good life choices."

Jaye:"I have to disagree. I make good life choices. Mostly because they're forced on me, but I make them. And I find myself in unpleasant situations all the time. You know why? Because even if you have a choice it can and will be taken away from you. We're all fate's bitch. You might as well go ahead and bend over for destiny now. "

Darrin Tyler: Sweetheart, when's the last time you had an orgasm.
[silence]
Sharon Tyler: That sound you hear is stunned silence.
Darrin Tyler: There's nothing to be ashamed of. Millions of people have orgasms every day.
Jaye: Not ashamed, mortified.

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