03 October 2007

Anne Coulter: Whore of the Universe and a terrorist, too

That was mean, you know.

To call her a whore. I mean, that really is insulting whore’s (but, I do hate terrorist, and could careless if they hate being compared to her).

The old hag has got another book out, If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans, and she should be soon -if not already - trolling like cancerous slug onto media outlets like FOX News, where she gets softball questions, all so she can prove that everything she thinks is truth is indeed some truth. She’s as bad as Michael Moore.

But can you really take her serious? She wants the world to believe she is righteous, and above all others (love that arrogant presumption). She claims she tells the truth, when probably she bends it to make it appear that conservatives are the best and liberals are sacks of shit out to destroy America.

Then she tells a joke, and guffaws like a horse. And maybe, that’s how she should taken as, as comedian pretending to be journalist -and I use that word very loosely. She must rule a crowded stage in her mind if she believes people take her any more serious than a stale piece of toast. Hey, she might be funny. Heck, there are people out there who think Dane Cook is funny, so someone is laughing at her lame jokes.

Like Al Franken, all Coulter is a troll, scrapping the slim from the bottom of the political barrel, and trying to pass it off as news. She attacks liberals for no other reason than because she can, wrapping herself in the American flag, and calling anyone who disagree’s with her as un-American, a commie.

And while Coulter suffers no fools ( I realize that), she really is a nothing, a non-human, a walking pie hole who says little, if anything, of importance to say; all “sound and fury,” as someone once wrote. And while she claims to a prideful American, her rants have nothing to do with how this country was set up. Instead of using planes, she uses words to destroy the fabric of America, all while making a buck doing it. Got to love that, bitches.

No, Ann Coulter has nothing important or funny to say. The quicker she dies, the better the world will be.

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