20 May 2007

Three of the best jokes from SNL's Weekend Update on 5/19

A new bird called the goregeted puffleg, which is blue and green throated hummingbird species, was discovered in the cloud forest in Columbia. Though still nothing on Bin Laden.

NBC announced on Monday they will once again renew its long-running drama series Law & Order, which as near I can tell, is about a kindly old grandfather who teaches cynicisms to a series of supermodels.

During the concert of the Virginia symphony at the 400 anniversary celebration of Jamestown, President Bush briefly took over conducting the orchestra, which explains why the orchestra is 4 trillion dollars in debt.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

They're all good lines, especially the first!